- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, Beano and Antacid.
- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
- I'm very good at telling stories, over and over and over and over.
- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
- I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
- I'm not grouchy; I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.
- I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.
- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
- I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.
- I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.
- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, antismoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.
- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
- I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors -- absolutely nothing!
- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
- I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CDs, IRAs, AARP.
- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
- I'm supporting all movements now -- by eating bran, prunes, and raisins.
- I'm a walking storeroom of facts - I've just lost the storeroom.
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